This week marked the first time I:
Enjoyed a Harry Potter movie,I suddenly miss school.
Felt pathetic after exams,
Actually liked a new haircut,
Went shopping at parkway in 4 months,
Felt too tired to shop,
Drove a car (!),
Watched The L Word,
Watched The L Word and did not get turned on,
Attended a church wedding,
Willingly watched A History Of Violence not knowing what I was in for,
Got freaked out at a cosmetic counter because the promoter was a dude who looked straight but wore thick makeup and assured me that I'd made an excellent choice as it was "Joey Tay's faworite carrer."
First driving lesson:
Instructor: (looking slightly beng) You drive before?
Me: No.
Instructor: Got ride bicycle?
Me: Yeah.
Instructor: Steady. You got play arcade wan anot?
Me: Yeah, last time...
Instructor: Got play Daytona anot?
Me: Yeah. (giggles)
Instructor: Steady. Ok, now your turn to drive.
Me: (grunt of reluctance)
Instructor: (sniggers) Why? Sweat ah?
2 comments:
Exams are over! My life has lost all meaning!
hah! exactly. sadness.
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