Telepathy

Dearest friends of [a certain faculty club],

To usher in the new year, [we have] organized a Chinese New Year Sale specially for you!

Date: 25th - 27th January 2006 (Wednesday to Friday)

Time: 4:30 - 7:30 pm (Wednesday); 12pm - 7pm (Thursday and Friday)

Venue: Level 6, Blk ADM

Hope to see you all there!

Regards,

XXXX

Marketing Director

nth Management Committee

XXX Club

Abs: What's missing?

Me: Omg...

Jet: So what are they selling?

Me: Who knows? Maybe we're supposed to guess.

Jet: *slaps forehead*