Thursday, September 08, 2005

talk like a pirate

Talk like a pirate on TLAP Day. (whether this is a undercover FSM festival, one cannot tell.)

Are you a bilge rat?

Bilge rat: The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It's loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. On TLAP Day; A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It's important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.
You've got 10 days to brush up on your Pirate speak.

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