You assholes.

Come on, stop asking professors to extend deadlines, or spread them out, or give a mid-term break. You know, even if you have an extended deadline, you'd still leave it til the last minute to start. And even if you did finish it before hand (damn you), you'd still anal-ise it until the very last minute because every single one of you are anal retentive perfectionist bastards, so stop whining.